[Doctor "D"] Are you insane? 
to Jesse] Welcome to the Asylum 
House of true enchanted minds 
It?s the happiest place on earth 
For the violent 
We almost lost ya 
But we caught ya in time 

[The Nurses] You?re here for life ? life 
[Doctor "D"] I?ll fix ya right ? right 
[The Nurses] Gimme your life ? life 
[Doctor "D"] It?s all you gotta do 

[The Nurses] I?ll give you life ? life 
[Doctor "D"] I?ll make it right ? right 
[The Nurses] You?re here for life ? life 
[Doctor "D"] I wanna welcome you

[Doctor "D"] Are you in pain 
to Jesse] Or just merely misguided? 
Tell me of the demons you?ve inside 
I?ll shrink where you think 
Till you?re fears are subsiding 
I?m your physician slash 
Magician of minds

[The Nurses] Asylum # 9 
[Doctor "D"] Oh ? no running away 
There ain?t no place to hide 
[The Nurses] Asylum # 9 
[Doctor "D"] Oh- I?m your physician with a mission
in mind 
Oh- I?m your healer I?m your stealer
of minds